December 2011
13 posts
Well, someone has to be Anchor Boy!
Hello everyone, Patrick Noth here- President and sole voting member of The Committee to Elect Patrick Noth Anchor Boy.
First of all, updates: I have been the L.A. Anchor Boy since November 2, ever since I got serious about my career and moved to The Mr. Crime Gazette L.A. That’s EIGHT WEEKS. And guess what? My career is taking off! Here’s a pic of me in the editing room, working on...
Anchor Boy- Holiday Edition!
That’s right, Anchor Boy Holiday Edition. This definitely doesn’t have anything to do with the lovely anonymous ladies of Mr. Crime getting too busy yesterday and not posting Anchor Boy. This was a carefully planned decision to announce Anchor Boy on the same day as the Mr. Crime Holiday Extreme Ultra Bonanza Dance Party. And this week’s Anchor Boy is…. PAUL HIGBIE!!!
As...
Happy Birthday Patrick Noth from Patrick Noth
Happy Birthday to the wonderful Patrick Noth, from me Patrick Noth! I am 57 years old today.
Patrick Noth out.
Anchor Boy! Holy Moly!
It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Time to crown this week’s Anchor Boy! With a special trip to D.C. adding many special “boy moments” to the mix, the classy, elegant ladies of Mr. Crime found themselves anonymously voting in a hotly contested race. But, as always, one super courteous Mr. Crime fella managed to claw his way to the top, and that fella is named...
Fuck gender roles, Kristen for Anchor Boy.
If Kristen has taught me anything, it’s that gender roles are for fools. The anonymous ladies of Mr. Crime should make her Anchor Boy for once and take their own advice to heart.
She is always funny, and always nice. KRISTEN FOR ANCHOR BOY!!!
Mr. Crime takes DC
Mr. Crime traveled to the great city of Washington, DC this weekend to perform at Washington Improv Theater.
Here is a classic blurry picture of pointing to their name on a sign before the show.
The crowd was amazing, and Mr. Crime did a 38-minute harold. A true dream come true. Thanks to WIT!
On Sunday they went down to the mall and learned some history. They did NOT do any bits at the...
The JOHN ADAMS of Harold Night
You could say that tonight Mr. Crime will be the JOHN ADAMS of Harold Night.
WHY?
Because we will be performing with an intense passion equal to, if not surpassing, William Daniels’ performance in 1776, the musical.
And in an outlandish coincidence we are also second.
Secret Santa Strikes Alexis
A few hours before Mr. Crime killed it at the Washington Improv Theater this Saturday night, I decided to go into my bag and fill my head with a little NY Times. Instead of clothes, deodorant and my Beretta 418, I was greeted by a small bag full of DVDs and a book.
“Whoops, this isn’t mine,” I thought, and I closed it.
Looking around at my fellow Mr. Crimers’ bags in the...