February 2012
10 posts
Help Wanted
gilmoregurlz:
Kristen and i are looking for a cameraman/editor. we have a great video idea where we get drunk in the middle of the day on white wine and then do activities.
everyone will love it.
this is an original, and amazing idea that no one has had before. and it absolutely will not be self indulgent in the slightest.
we are calling it: The Real Non-Housewives of Improv. the name is...
“America’s Funniest Home Videos is really the fucking funniest show on...”
– Michael Delaney on how comedy = suffering (via siegel)
Mr. Crime loves AFV.
Just Call It Fun Facts #4: Alexis Pereira
-Is the only member of Mr. Crime originally from New York City, from Queens Village specifically. -Played competitive chess until he was 16, when his coach said he had to choose between acting and chess. -At one time in his life he went clubbing in Manhattan every weekend. -Distinctively takes long pauses in his scenework to make sure the audience is on board. He doesn’t mind waiting...
HAPPY VALENCRIMES DAY!
In honor of this day of love, it’s high time we spill the beans that two members of Mr. Crime may or may not be romantically involved. We won’t tell you which two, but we highly encourage spreading whatever rumors you see fit. Happy gossiping!
This post will definitely not have any unforseen consquences!
New Team Podcast Episode 4
newteampodcast:
The amazing Zack Willis was in the living room last weekend. Watch for his awesome hour and 45 minute interview to come out on Monday.
Sneak peak quote:
“More than half of Mr. Crime’s audience reactions are scripted.”
Pulitzer Nomination
The Mr. Crime Gazette is proud to announce that we have been nominated for the Pulitzer Prize in Harold Team Journalism. We also extend congratulations to the other nominees:
Creature Feature
The Deckard Record
The Dance Breakdown
VGK Today
The Sandinographer
The Mikeroscene
Spreading the Ashes
We believe we speak for all these fine news sources when we say, “I’m so...
ANCHOR BOY IS BACK!!
We’re not gonna lie: some weird shit is going down at Anchor Boy headquarters. For the second week in a row, the classy, elegant ladies of Mr. Crime have anonymously filled out their Anchor Boy ballots. And for the second week in a row, the results have been nothing short of perplexing.
Last week, the lovely, justice-seeking ladies of Mr. Crime dismissed the results as a fluke. This week,...
SUBJECT: MRcrim3 up 2nd! Vi@@Gra!##
Dear Friend,
I am son of Nigerian Prince and I urgently request your Assistance. My father has fallen ill and I must transfer (URGENT!) his estate to a U.S. account to avoid it being stolen by bad people, banshees, etcetera. I am a resident of New York City (great American city!) but cannot transfer the money to my account because of laws and tax something something. If I may transfer the money...