Anchor Boy!
It’s Wednesday, and we all know what Wednesday means in Mr. Crime land. It’s time to name a new Anchor Boy. And this week the anonymous lovely ladies of Mr. Crime are happy to announce…. RILEY SOLONER as Anchor Boy! He has topped the charts this week of the seemingly random and ever changing criteria it takes to become Anchor Boy!
Riley won over the ladies this week with his constant gentlemanly behavior. He said that he would not ever give the ladies a boob massage, even if their lives depended on it because he knew it would just be a trick to get him to touch their boobs. What man can resist giving a life saving boob massage only to find out later it was a trick? Riley Soloner can, that’s who.
Did you all see that show last night? When Riley came in as a zombie homeless person and surprised attacked Karin? Or when he jumped on that bunk bed in the group game and it all broke? Wowzer, it was great.
Also, Riley did a proposal scene in rehearsal that made the ladies swoon a bit. So serious, so passionate, very romantic.
One time, he karate chopped a glass in half by accident, and he didn’t get a single cut. Magic.
So, big congratulations to Riley! And this is just a rumor, but word on the street is that the other guys need to step up their game.
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