Anchor Boy! The Dynasty Begins?
It’s Wednesday, or as it’s known in Mr. Crimeville, Official Anchor Boy Announcement Day!!! Please join the elegant, classy ladies of Mr. Crime in congratulating ZACK WILLIS, who has clinched the coveted title for an unprecedented third time!
Zack’s journey to Titletown wasn’t difficult. In fact, with all the boys phoning it in lately, he hardly had to do anything at all to emerge as the clear victor.
While there was very little criteria to anonymously vote on this week, we suspect Mr. Willis was still riding high in the ladies’ favor for joining their side in the “Mr. Crime Boys vs. Girls Object Work Volleyball Championships,” a tourney that the ladies WON despite being outnumbered 4-3. In addition, Zack did a scene where he was turned on by brunch, and classy, elegant ladies just love that sort of thing.
So we raise our Bellinis to you, Zack Willis, three time winner of the Anchor Boy Crown! And a note to the other aspirant Anchor Boys of Mr. Crime: If you don’t bring your A-game, big Z-Dubs will beat you every time.
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