The Mr. Crime Gazette

The daily comings and goings and goings on of the UCB Harold Team Mr. Crime.

Anchor Boy! Holy Moly!

It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Time to crown this week’s Anchor Boy! With a special trip to D.C. adding many special “boy moments” to the mix, the classy, elegant ladies of Mr. Crime found themselves anonymously voting in a hotly contested race. But, as always, one super courteous Mr. Crime fella managed to claw his way to the top, and that fella is named AMOS VERNON!!!!!

Amos edged out the competition by doing a great two-prov show with Karin on Friday night and then sitting with her on the bus trip to D.C. on Saturday morning. Then, on Monday night, he valiantly attempted to explain a super complicated improv exercise to Kristen, who got distracted while texting Karin a detailed play-by-play of the first half of rehearsal. What a guy!

This is the THIRD time Amos has captured the Anchor Boy title, which puts him in a first place tie for “most wins ever” with perennial Anchor Boy favorite Zack Willis. It should also be noted that this week’s Anchor Boy runner up went to a write-in candidate anonymously referred to as “Kristen’s Secret Santa,” who is amazing and probably magic and definitely the best.

  1. alexispereira said: Amos is way more handsome than this.
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