The Mr. Crime Gazette

The daily comings and goings and goings on of the UCB Harold Team Mr. Crime.
Paul Higbie, famed guru of the shadow realm, is leading Mr. Crime in a group experiment in lucid dreaming. We will be leading our daily lives with blue dots on our hands to remind us to check if we are awake. We would kindly ask everyone to refrain from any surreal/dreamlike behavior around us this week, as this could greatly confuse things. Furthermore, if you see anyone from Mr. Crime trying to fly off a ledge, perhaps don’t encourage it. Unless it is in fact dream that you are also in, then go nuts. Also, please inform Nate Dern that once we get the hang of it we plan on holding rehearsal in the dream world. If any coaches are available for dream practice, please contact us via dreamail. We can pay $1 million per hour (dream currency).

Paul Higbie, famed guru of the shadow realm, is leading Mr. Crime in a group experiment in lucid dreaming. We will be leading our daily lives with blue dots on our hands to remind us to check if we are awake. We would kindly ask everyone to refrain from any surreal/dreamlike behavior around us this week, as this could greatly confuse things. Furthermore, if you see anyone from Mr. Crime trying to fly off a ledge, perhaps don’t encourage it. Unless it is in fact dream that you are also in, then go nuts.

Also, please inform Nate Dern that once we get the hang of it we plan on holding rehearsal in the dream world. If any coaches are available for dream practice, please contact us via dreamail. We can pay $1 million per hour (dream currency).

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