Anchor Boy- Holiday Edition!
That’s right, Anchor Boy Holiday Edition. This definitely doesn’t have anything to do with the lovely anonymous ladies of Mr. Crime getting too busy yesterday and not posting Anchor Boy. This was a carefully planned decision to announce Anchor Boy on the same day as the Mr. Crime Holiday Extreme Ultra Bonanza Dance Party. And this week’s Anchor Boy is…. PAUL HIGBIE!!!
As previously documented on the Pulitzer Prize winning Mr. Crime Gazette, Paul Higbie is the resident lucid dream expert on the team. He also offered Kristen the shirt off his back when she mentioned she was cold. Now, that’s a gentlemen. Paul happens to be sporting the best beard on Mr. Crime. There is also a chance that Karin is still harboring good vibes from a certain smoothie scene with Paul from a couple Harold Night’s ago, and that never hurts for Anchor Boy voting. Finally, take a look at his cute kid! How could he not be Anchor Boy with cutie pie David at his side.
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autonomicmonologue said:
Just when everyone was saying I was done for. I’m back on top!
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