The Mr. Crime Gazette

The daily comings and goings and goings on of the UCB Harold Team Mr. Crime.

Well, someone has to be Anchor Boy!

Hello everyone, Patrick Noth here- President and sole voting member of The Committee to Elect Patrick Noth Anchor Boy.

First of all, updates: I have been the L.A. Anchor Boy since November 2, ever since I got serious about my career and moved to The Mr. Crime Gazette L.A. That’s EIGHT WEEKS. And guess what? My career is taking off! Here’s a pic of me in the editing room, working on my NBC mid-season pilot, “Untitled Anchor Boy Project.” 

Now, if I am anything, it’s a man of my word. When I wrote on the Mr. Crime Gazette that I was leaving for The Mr. Crime Gazette L.A., never to return, I meant it. And when the ladies put off naming an Anchor Boy last week until Thursday afternoon, I said fine. Things happen, people are busy. But now they’ve dropped the ball for the second straight week. Thursday night and still no Anchor Boy? Is this a joke to them? Because it’s very serious to me! If I have to step up and declare myself Anchor Boy, I will, and you know what? That’s just what I’m doing!  Someone has to protect the dignity of the title! And if that doesn’t make me this week’s Anchor Boy, I DON’T KNOW WHAT DOES!  And I’m not vacating my L.A. Anchor Boy title either!  I’m bi-coastal.tumblr.com, baby!

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    Did some guest-blogging today.
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