LATE BREAKING ANCHOR BOY!!!
Ahoy! After a “too close to call” anonymous vote forced the smart, hilarious, elegant ladies of Mr. Crime to anonymously hold a last-minute runoff between two leading candidates, we are thrilled to announce that this week’s Anchor Boy winner is … ALEXIS PEREIRA!
While many factors propelled Alexis into contention, such as his well-meaning consolation text to Kristen after the Broncos fell to the Patriots and the driving cap that makes him look like an extra in Newsies, his ultimate victory can eloquently be attributed to two words: Robert Baratheon.
Congrats to our newly crowned Stag King. We hope your reign is not a morality-starved, money-sucking, bastard-spawning disaster that ushers in an era of war, rape, incest and bloodshed. (Then again, go crazy! The books will be sooooo good!)
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alexispereira said:
I am the Robert Baratheon of improv. Thank you to everyone involved in this vote.
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