SUBJECT: MRcrim3 up 2nd! Vi@@Gra!##
Dear Friend,
I am son of Nigerian Prince and I urgently request your Assistance. My father has fallen ill and I must transfer (URGENT!) his estate to a U.S. account to avoid it being stolen by bad people, banshees, etcetera. I am a resident of New York City (great American city!) but cannot transfer the money to my account because of laws and tax something something. If I may transfer the money to your account I will let you keep half for your services! It is imperative that this money be kept safe, because my father’s fortune amounts to $10 (he was a very poor prince) and I am planning on going to see Mr. Crime perform tonight at UCB theater (great American comedy theater!). The ticket is $5 and I have no money! If you give me your account number, SSN, and PIN I will split the $10 fortune with you and we can both go to the show (I am lonely son of Nigerian Prince)! Please contact me ASAP so we can complete the transaction and make it to the show by 8pm. URGENT!!!! Mr. Crime is up second! They make my belly go ha ha and face go SMILE!
A thousand blessing upon you and your family.
Sincerely,
Abraham Ngobe
P.S. ##Fr33 Vi@gr@ & C1@lis! B1G D1(K FAST! 1900SHLONGZ!##