ANCHOR BOY IS BACK!!
We’re not gonna lie: some weird shit is going down at Anchor Boy headquarters. For the second week in a row, the classy, elegant ladies of Mr. Crime have anonymously filled out their Anchor Boy ballots. And for the second week in a row, the results have been nothing short of perplexing.
Last week, the lovely, justice-seeking ladies of Mr. Crime dismissed the results as a fluke. This week, they have no choice but to announce the results and crown the winner, because that’s what happens in an anonymous democracy. So, without further ado, this week’s Anchor Boy is …… MR. BATES!!!!!!!!!! (?) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
We have no idea how this happened. None whatsoever. That’s not to say that Mr. Bates isn’t totally rad and dreamy. And that he doesn’t have the sexiest jowls in the history of mankind. And that he isn’t a noble, righteous man of honor. But, prior to these last two votes, we didn’t even know he was eligible for Anchor Boy contention! After all, the eligibility of our very own Patrick Noth is still mired in anonymous deliberation.** But hey, anonymous ballots DO NOT LIE. So here is some Mr. Bates fan art:
And here is Mr. Bates holding a baby:
And here is a picture of a monkey nursing from a dog that comes up when you do a Google image search for “Mr. Bates puppy”:
OK, BYE EVERYONE! This just got interesting! We’ll see what happens next week!!
*For those who do not know (aka, all the boys of Mr. Crime), Mr. Bates is a character on the popular BBC television series Downton Abbey.
** Patrick Noth’s eligibility status is indeed still pending. The anonymous Anchor Boy committee is eagerly anticipating his five point essay on why he should be readmitted to the Anchor Boy fold, which he will be uploading in this space as soon as he finishes the third draft.
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